I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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