yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there is glitter all over my balls
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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