yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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