glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Randomize
