So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize