You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
