If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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