I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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