Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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