I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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