i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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