Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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