According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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