The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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