I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Couch. On fire.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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