she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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