he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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