Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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