dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm at about main and main street
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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