I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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