Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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