That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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