The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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