you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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