Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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