That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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