I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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