yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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