naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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