My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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