He is an equal opportunity slut.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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