I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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