your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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