it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
ttyl tear gas
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I did not marry a roomba.
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