We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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