that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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