u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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