So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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