new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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