I got chris browned last night
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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