she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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