Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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