Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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