it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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