glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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