I am full of burrito and curiosity
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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