I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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