Do vagina's smell?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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