we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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