Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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