Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if only i could text you this smell
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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