did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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