Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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