I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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